Hahahahaaa!ooh!...lalalalaaaa! Not for you today...Lady Gaga viatu vya muumbua vya muangusha Heathrow airport.

For most people, a long flight means donning floppy trousers, socks and earplugs that drown out the snoring and dribbling chap next to you.
But not for Lady Gaga, who emerged at Heathrow airport fresh from New York dressed in an outfit that made her look like a cyborg from a sci-fi movie.
Not for her the hardy perennial Ugg boots or trainers. Instead, the pop star had squeezed herself into a bizarre mix of thigh-high black leather chaps and platform heel-less boots.